handbags and gladrags

1. River deep mountain high

2. Fool if you think its over

3. Handbags & Gladrags

4. Knights in white satin

5. Little old wine drinker me

6. Living next door to Alice

7. Morning has broken

8. Search for the hero

9. Stuck in the middle with you

10. Why does it always rain on me

(Just a fun exercise, not home work.)

SLEEPING IN SEATTLE

“Why does it always rain on me?” wailed Charlie. “I dunno,” replied Alice. “Maybe because we live in Seattle.”

“Oh! Yeah! Isn’t it great?” asked Charlie. “What say we have a fun weekend, Alice?”

“Sure, I heard there was a wine and cheese tasting party tonight at Ye Olde Wine Shoppe,” offered Alice. “Who’s In?”

Charlie volunteered, “Only, little old wine drinker me! I’ll just run next door to my apartment, and change out of these wet clothes. Back in a flash!”

“That’s one advantage of living next door to Alice. I don’t have to go far to take her home,“ said Charlie to his cats, Handbags & Gladrags ("Bags" & "Rags".) “I don’t know why we don’t all just move in together and save the rent.”

Charlie let himself back into Alice’s apartment with his key. He then suggested, “Hey, Baby! Since the rain let up, wouldn’t it be fun to go up to the observation deck of the Space Needle, and look out over the city?"

Alice agreed, “OK, as long as we go to the wine and cheese tasting party later. I have a gift card I want to use.”

Charlie and Alice were soon riding up on the elevator at the Space Needle, when all of a sudden it STOPPED!!!….. “Oh! No! I’m stuck in the middle with you, and we don’t even have any elevator music, complained Alice.”

“Not a problem,” laughed Charlie, “Do I love you, my oh my. Yeah River deep, Mountain high, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

“On second thought, maybe I could think of something else to do!” Alice said sensuously. “C’mere Charlie!” And--that is where they fell asleep--well NOT right away.

Next morning, the elevator repair man pried open the doors, and said, “Hey you two, “Morning has Broken, and you don’t have to search for the hero ‘cause I’m right here in front of you."

Alice said, “Why, you’re like one of the knights in white satin.....er, in shining armor." "Or, blue cover-alls," laughed the elevator repair man.

“See, Alice, didn’t I promise you a fun weekend?” asked Charlie.

Alice replied huskily, “You’re a fool if you think its over.”

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My 40th High School Reunion

Oct. , 1873

"Sunshine's High School Reunion"

Subtitle...."The Best Is Yet To Come"

Hello. Sunshine MacGillicutty, here. I left Dodge City a couple of weeks ago to attend a reunion with my old school chums in Virginia.

(1) River deep mountain high......Nothing would have stopped me from reconnecting with the dear friends of my youth. My boyfriend, U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon, came with me.

On Friday night we attended the reception. (3) Handbags & Gladrags...... Man oh man........Everyone was decked-out for this most gala affair.

Matt looked marvelous. As he walked into the room, I heard one of my classmates say,"WOW!! Talk about your (4) Knights in white satin.....Ol' Sunshine did quite nice for herself. Yes sir.....Hmmmm....QUITE nice!"

Her husband poked her in the ribs with his elbow, annoyed at her outburst. She just looked at him in and muttered....."You search and (8) Search for the hero all your life......humph!! And here I am......between a rock and a hard place, (9) Stuck in the middle with you!!"

I giggled and held on tighter to my gorgeous one as we weaved our way through the crowd, straight to the bar.

(5) Little old wine drinker me just had to have some Asti Spumante to get the dust from the road out of my mouth!

The Friday night reception was wonderful but it was the Saturday night dinner dance that was the highlight. By the time we arrived the place was jam-packed. We weaved our way through the crowd and took two seats at a table. We were soon joined by our tablemates. Dinner was delicious and the conversations were pure delight! We laughed and laughed at all our recounts of a time in our lives when we were mere teenagers, ready to conquer the world. After dinner the band started playing and the dancefloor was flooded with smiling faces and happy feet. Everyone danced with everyone. At one point, three of my girlfriends and I were hugging and swaying to the BIG HIT of our senior year........

" I Wanna Steal Your Attention Like A Bad Outlaw."

♫ " I cain't rope me a wild steer. I cain't sit still that long.

I cain't shoot me a bad guy. I'm not brave or that strong.

I'm just a regular fella. I got my strenghts and my flaws.

I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw. ♫"

When the song ended and the dancing stopped, we cried like babies. I walked over to Matt and dissolved in his arms. He asked what had happened. I told him that I might never see these people again....These wonderful people who I grew up with and that all the good times were over.....Gone.

He looked down gently in my face as he wiped a tear from my cheek and said, " You'd be a (2) Fool if you think its over, baby. Don't you know, SunnyMac....The best is yet to come."

Why does it always rain on me when I am stuck in the middle with you. Living next door to Alice with her stupid handbags and gladrags was driving me crazy. Little old wine drinker me who's morning has broken was upset. I told Alice's husband, fool if you think its over I will search for the hero and bring my knights in white satin. As he gave up I and Alice crossed the river deep mountain high!

Morning has broken and we are in Search for the hero. Living next door to Alice is like Knights in white satin. We had Handbags & Gladrags And I was Stuck in the middle with you, Why does it always rain on me, I just feel like a Little old wine drinker me. You'd be a Fool if you think it;s over,cause it's over the River deep mountain high

Its A Poem ....

There Was Once Knights in white satin looking down river deep stood on mountin high living next door to alice who was in search of a hero but she was stuck in the middle of you singing why does it always rain on me with her handbangs and gladrags fool if you think its over its not i still love you because morning has broken says alice..

By Little Old Wine Drinker Me ..x